British Cuisine
Here's some extremely interesting text telling you about how great British cuisine is but without actually going into any detail about what is so amazing about British food in particular.
This is on the grounds I have no idea what type of food I'm supposed to be referring to as yet. There's a lot of this sort of stuff on the internet though, so I reckon nobody will notice.
Because this is a generic placeholder, you'll have to trust me when I say that British food is really tasty, and accept any recipes you find on this page as excellent examples of why.
This will do until the next update in about 5 years, don't you think?
Do you like cheese? Do you like peas? Well then you'll love Cheesy Peas! As long as you also like eggs and potato waffles, that is.