Side Dishes

Here's the thing. If you're reading text like this then it means I need to add a new field to the database. In this case I've suddenly recognised:

(i) The need for some text in this section and

(ii) The utter futility of trying to cover off all possible categories in this section of the page, right now, with a series of 'if' statements. (It's possible I might have done this elsewhere, in a hurry. It will be recognisible by the shabbiness of the content. Not this bad, mind.)

With this in mind, do not judge me. Just look at all the lovely side dishes I've got for you.
What's that? Oh I know. But the potential is there, am I right?